i watched the saddest thing last night on tv it was oh so sad. this little 5 year lod boy had 4 huge tumors on his face and they were actually suffocating him and he lived in cambodia and he didnt have money for surgery so a charity paid for it in taiwan and the tumors were so bad that they had eaten away at the little boys face so they had to rescuplt his face out of tumor then he go home and like 5 months later he died from a fever. it was oh so sad. did anybody else see that???
i hate prank callers i hate em i hate em i hate em honestley how lame are you to call up someone and call them(me) a fucking retard?? so that was my whole night last night some bitch who probably just discovered the word fuck(she used fuck like 50 times and not even in the right context) kept calling me. i swear they need to be shot i mean we should actually put the military to good use and have a mass execution of all nerdy prank callers who have 0 friends but hey thats just my opinion
girls call me jolly rancher
cuz i stay so hard
you can suck me for a long time
oh my god 
girl shake that laffy taffy that laffy taffy
| Life is Random...ask questions | |
| Ocean or Lake? | lake |
| Pizza or Chinese? | pizza |
| Mansion or Penthouse? | mansion |
| Have you been on a Jet Ski? | yes |
| Are you afraid of clowns? | no |
| How many brothers/sisters do you have? | 3 |
| Favorite band/group? | ? |
| Baseball or football? | football |
| Favorite brand of makeup? | mac |
| Waffles or pancakes? | pancakes |
| Do you have an IPod? | negatory |
| Bike or scooter? | bike |
| Ever go in a hot air balloon? | pshaw but no one landed in my yard once, really |
| How will you celebrate turning 21? | chuck e. cheeses duh what kinda question is that |
| What brand computer do you have? | dude i got a dell |
| How many times have you been to DisneyWorld? | disneyland-twwice |
| Favorite city? | chigago |
| Ice cream or frozen yogurt? | ice ceam |
| Do you think you are fat? | hell ya |
| Ever throw up in a public place? | no |
| Do you have a pool? | a kiddi widdi pool |
| Ever drive a car? | ya |
| How many times a month do you go to the movies? | ?????? |
| Last movie you saw? | zoolander |
| Who is your hero? | britney or paris |
| How old are your parents? | a gazillion years old |
| What deceased person would you like to meet? | chris farley |
| Do you chew ice? | ewwwwwwww wwwwe |
| Have you been to California? | ya |
| Last book you read? | junie b jones 1st grader at last!! |
| Favorite teacher? | elmo |
| Do you like to go fishing? | nay |
| What is you average in school? | baaaaaaaaaad |
| Favorite professional team? | ?????? |
| Do you like mohawks? | nah |
| How many pairs of shoes do you own? | vingt trois i jus counted |
| Do you floss? | why of course |
| Do you have braces? | no |
| Do you bite your nails? | no |
| What is your last thought before falling asleep? | probably "why am i so dang cool" |
| Do you fall in love easily? | yes |
| Ever have a crush and they never knew? | yes |
| Do you babysit? | no |
| Ever been shot at? | yeahhhhhhhhh i seriously have one halloween ask anyone |
| Do you work out/exercise? | uhhuh richard simmons baby |
| Do you have 6 pack abs? | icky no 6 packs are gross on girls |
| Do you consider yourself nice? | depends |
| What movie character would you like to be? | britney spears in crossroads |
| Do you go to camp for the summer? | no |
| Ever been bit by a snake? | no |
| Have you been on a boat? | muchos |
| Name of friend you have known the longest? | shelboo or jaqlin but were not friends no more |
| Do you like jumping on a trampoline? | huhuh |
| Ever break a bone? | ya but i cant talk about it now |
| Name of favorite Aunt/Uncle? | i have no family |
| What is your ultimate job? | street dancer or cage fighter |
| Do you want to walk on the moon? | negative i might die |
| Can you name the seven dwarfs? | sleepy,doc,dopey,bashful, sneezy,grumpy,o iam so close o no im a failure!!! |
| Favorite TV show? | americas next top model |
| Apples or oranges? | oranges |
| Favorite model of car? | phantom?? |
| Favorite flower? | petunia(keeping up appearances) |
| Favorite color? | gaweeen |
| Besides family, ever have someone of the opp sex in your bedroom? | why yes |
| Ever climb out your bedroom window? | uhuh funny story....... |
| Do you live in an apartment or house? | house |
| How many times in the last month have you had the hiccups? | how the heck should i know |
| Ever laugh so hard milk came out your nose? | hehe ya |
| How many cousins do you have? | like a kagillion |
| Do you believe in ghosts? | ya |
| If you were a bird, what would you be? | cockatoo |
| Ever get stitches? | no |
| If you could, would you want to know what your future was going to be? | no |
| How many kids do you want to have? | 1000000000 0000000000000 0000001 |
| If you could change your name, what would it be? | atticus |
| Dogs or cats? | dog |
| Who do you tell your problems to? | my sissy |
| Who can your tell your secrets to and know they wont tell? | my sissssy |
| Do you believe in love at first sight? | ya |
| Do you go to church? | no |
| Would you marry outside your religon? | ya |
| Volleyball or tennis? | volleyballey |
| How many people were at your last party? | deux |
| Ever ride in a limo? | ya |
| Ever drink champagne? | affirmitive |
| Favorite dinner? | beef teryiaki |
| CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! | |
man o man i havnt been on here for ever and a day
you know some people dont beleive
jamaica we got a bobsled team
ya man
ahh i dont know how to fix this my font is really frickin big in case you cant tell it must be a sign the end of the world is upon us i need help to solve this problem now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i im cold yes very cold could you imagine being an eskimo(no offense to anyone) but wouldnt you be cold all the time? of course you would be well equipped for those cooooooooooold climates but i thimk i would still be most definatley cold yes most definatley today was somewhat ok except that i am cold hmmmmmmm*pondering this thought* maybe i should put some clothes on no im just yanking your chain im 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 % positive that i am clothed but there is that .00000000000000000000000000000000000000001 % ok question why am i writing this????? well ill tell you why because i feel like it so there in your face
well happy early thanksgiving!!
THINGS ABOUT THANKSGIVING THAT BOTHER ME:
1.WHEN PEOPLE CALL IT "TURKEY DAY" HONESTLY NOW
2.FOOTBALL-THANKS FOR RUINING A SOMEWHAT ACCEPTABLE DAY AMERICA
3.IS IT LUNCH OR DINNER? NO LUNNER IN LINNER ARE NOT REAL WORDS
4.CRANBERRY SAUCE- ENOUGH SAID
5.SWEET POTATOES-DITTO
6.UNCLES WHO THINK YOU ARE STILL MOST DEFINATLEY A WEE TYKE
7.MY MOTHER WEARING LAME APRONS
8.HAVING TO SET THE TABLE- HONESTLY THEY CAN GET THEIR OWN SILVERWARE.
9.PREPARING FOR THE "BIG SALES"
10.EVERYTHING ELSE EXCEPT THE MASHED POTATOES AND GRAVY AND OF COURSE- YOU GUESSED IT------THE ROLLS
